BaconBlaster is a fragrant blast of pig fat molecules, bacon scent and water that causes terrorists to seek spiritual counseling, but is completely harmless for the average user and does not stain clothing. BaconBlaster is a convenient 4 oz. aerosol bottle that fits neatly into a purse or pocket.
To protect a location against terrorists that have Swinophobia, spray BaconBlaster generously onto surfaces to give the area the spiritually satisfying aroma of frying bacon. © 2006
Note: til Hans Godhed Rune ENGELbreth (tidligere satanist og fakkelbrænder) og Hans Ufatteligkloghed Tøger Said N’Faden. Dette er humor.
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